Apparent Doppelgangers

Over the past 8 years or so, I've been told or named by various friends (and strangers) that I looked like one of the following. I'm posting this to end this nonsense from spreading.

1. Akagi Takenori from Slam Dunk

At least he's the team captain and the tallest in his team.

2. Taylor Lautner

No, just no, please.

3. Some North Korean dude from the Axe commercial 2014.

I do admit, just a little, but I don't like being called North Korean. Gotta be a joke in there somewhere.

4. Bobby Lee

I guess back when I was chubbier?

5. Ki Hong Lee

I hate running.

Please support me in stopping this dangerous epidemic movement from getting any more harmful. Thank you.